Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Why I Love Her

Me: Have you ever thought about stealing a speculum, cathetor and syringe from work and do your own IUI?

Ellen: Hahahahahaha Not until now... F#!@ I've got a straw and some salad tongs... I could make it work

5 people that love me told me so:

Mrs. Gamgee said...

ok... now you've gone and done it. You made me snort! Not fair!

Thanks for the laugh!

alicia said...


Nic said...

Lol, great idea!!!

~*~Bodhi~*~ said...

I've known people who've gotten knocked up using a homemade turkey baster ;-)

It CAN work, guess it depends on how far you wanna go LOL


Nina said...

I've had an idea rolling around in my head for awhile. How 'bout we start an IVF/IUI/FET and I don't even know all the other abc's clinic that just charges one blanket fee. You keep going until you get to take a healthy baby home, or decide to quit, whichever comes first. We'd be rich! We'd be overrun with people, and I don't see what the problem would be, since insurance doesn't cover it most of the time, anyway. I'm the smartest mfer on the planet, dad-gummit! I'm brilliant! All of you would be my first customers too.

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